Management of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took advantage of the short term physical impairment of the kindly ol’ pensioner and ordered a stand down to retrain the staff in civility and inclusiveness.  Classes have been poorly attended.  the Face of Everyman finds it difficult to gauge morale. No one is sure when daily activity will return to normal.

Bellicose Billy

the Face of Everyman had set aside the first day of each calendar quarter to hear the complaints of the murmurers and complainers.  Most folks were soft spoken and had “their hat in their hand” when they sought succor from a perceived wrong.  Not so with Bellicose Billy. Obstreperous was his middle name when it came to complaints about food.  His stipend had been late every time and was usually moldy and starting to ferment.  The venerable sage tried to point out that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was at the end of the supply chain and that there were always substitutions and shortages.  Billy just turned up the volume.  There seemed no escape from his raucous voice.


Newly fledged beings appear daily at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman views with alarm the ponderous Baby Huey slipping slowly towards the inevitable crash into the very face of the venerable sage.  Onlookers are helpless to intervene.


The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is often the setting for filming TV commercials.  Seen above is Evelyn in her closeup scene for a new dewy fur product developed by the Face of Everyman.  What boar wouldn’t find the countenance of this sow inviting?


Once again the Face of Everyman awoke to find himself cattywampus.  Those rowdy raccoons are to blame.  Luckily young Archimedes was fresh out of Engineering school.  His quick eye told him that he’d need a long lever and a fulcrum to put the venerable sage back in harmony with metaphysical lines of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa spiritual vortex.