Blizzard

The blizzard had produced white out conditions at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The few guests present were entertained in the casino with bingo.  When the storm abated the Face of Everyman sent in his reports of snow fall depth to the weather bureau. New records were being set daily.  A TV crew got stuck in the snow in route to televise the venerable sage giving an on scene report of the horrific aftermath.IMG_0839

Michelin Guide

Every year the Michelin Guide inspector came around.  This year’s test was making a Hot Toddy.  The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was known for the Classic Martini but not even the Face of Everyman was sure that his Swiss Ski Resort trained bartenders could meet this challenge.  She awarded the lounge two stars for the year 2020.IMG_0729 (2)

Avalanche

An Arctic Outbreak had brought snow to the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Avalanche and Rescue Team met in the conference room.  Not even the Face of Everyman could remember where they had stored their equipment at the end of last season.IMG_0582 (2)

Snow

Lily and Lester cherry picked their way thru a select offering of the breakfast buffet at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Snow is forecast within the next 24 hours; so good nutrition is a must. the Face of Everyman had made certain that only the best was provided. He wished that others had been as thoughtful when he was growing up. C’est la vie.IMG_0017

Visitor

Panther was back.  This time she tried slipping thru the visitor’s gate.  She paid the two bit coin fee for visiting during feeding time at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  It was a well trained Docent that actually sounded the alarm.  the Face of Everyman napped thru the entire red alert emergency.  But he had ordered a collar with bell from Amazon.IMG_0002 (2)

Dance

The dance recital continued unabated.  Even the Face of Everyman yawned despite himself.  The good folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hadn’t been so bored since a road troupe staged a lengthy event based on an early Persian poem.  Some folks had tickets to see “Chicago, the Musical”.  But that group was detained at the border by TSA. IMG_0966 (2)

OSHA

Members of the famed Polar Bear Club from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had complained that the entrances to the Cabana Hut changing rooms were too small.  Well fed songbirds had a hard time getting in and out.  OSHA sent an inspector to evaluate their claim.  The report disclosed that few modern songbirds were that small.  A federal grant would be awarded to the Face of Everyman to increase the size of existing holes.  A prestiges ivy league body measurement standard would be used as a guide.IMG_0074 (2)