Some Country Cousins got the last roost available at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They were overjoyed when the Face of Everyman told them that they would be able to view the Oscars on the Jumbotron. Truth be told they were asleep by Sundown. 
Rope Trick
Rodney always delighted the onlookers at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa when he performed his East Indian Rope Trick. the Face of Everyman saw it as even more remarkable that Rodney used the cascading waters of the Spring of Eternal Giving as a rope. By this scheme he usually cadged a few drinks at the bar or won bus fare home.
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