The winter ballet season has begun with startling stage presence of Claudine at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman always enjoyed these events.
Ballet
Streaming
It was the same every night; what to stream on TV. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered a wide range of channels. This couple settled on a cooking show. the Face of Everyman was hoping for a martial arts channel.
Lunch
Elouise wasn’t sure about swimming so soon after lunch. The waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were cold despite the robust pond heater. the Face of Everyman assured her that no one had drowned since the 8th grade picnic.
Weather
Louise had arranged for her mail to come to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She was anxious to receive her Old Farmer’s Almanac so that she could dress appropriately for the weather. the Face of Everyman shared his extra copy.
Old Friends
Below freezing temps brought old friends to the heated waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was reminded to refill the feeder.
Safety First
No matter how hard he tried the Face of Everyman couldn’t cover all scenarios. Guests and visitors to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa are constantly cautioned to mind the gap.
Butter Butt
Ol’ Butter Butt’s markings were so bright they reflected beautifully in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The bird disliked the common name given him by birders. He approached the Face of Everyman for support in this matter; but there was already the color Yellow in the Rainbow Flag.
Bad Hair Day
His horoscope predicted another bad hair day. The sauna at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was having the rocks replaced. A task the Face of Everyman oversaw personally. Maybe tomorrow.
Know it all
Jubilation liked to relive the Civil War with hypothetical questions and prepositus answers. Characters like him were a dime a dozen at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was forced to listen. What else could he do?
Brawl
Last night a fight in the lounge of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa emptied into a brawl outside. Several Cabana Huts were damaged. The insurance agent was a tough nut, and the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure there would be an equitable settlement.
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