Yard Art

Protesters in the streets of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa demanded the return of the autocratic regime of the Face of Everyman. Night after night songbirds with torches and pitchforks paraded around the manor house until at last their demands were met. The kindle ol’ pensioner saw to it that the William Wallace Memorial Stone was relegated to yard art.


Bucko Billy, First mate of the hell ship Belle Epoque, leapt in fright as he perceived his demise in the maelstrom beneath him. This wasn’t the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he knew. Where was the Face of Everyman? Who would vouch for this hunk of granite some called the William Wallace Memorial Stone? Had his prosthetic leg arrived?

Signing Bonus

The wading was okay but there didn’t seem room to actually get down in the tub and bathe. Changes at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa weren’t always embraced. Management decided that they would give it another day or so; then call a board meeting. If the William Wallace Memorial Stone wasn’t attracting happy paying guests then maybe they would offer a signing bonus for the Face of Everyman to return.


A secret government study dispelled the myth the larger birds would unfairly displace song birds from the enjoyment of the William Wallace Memorial Stone. Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa looked for any reason to beach the venerable sage and soon turned a blind eye to the obvious truth.

Regime Change?

The William Wallace Memorial Stone appeared over night. It immediately transformed the hearts and minds of the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Those interviewed were unsure that this was the best use Emergency Funds. A keen eye can spot the former occupant of these waters resting quietly in the salvage lot near the Cabana huts. A Corporate spokes person said that Everyman was undergoing routine tests. What is this world coming to? Followers are urged to shelter in place.


Social Media ran rife with the rumor that the Montetorkie school would be open this week for summer activities. Parents from thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa brought their fledglings for enrollment. the Face of Everyman repeatedly answered parents’ questions. “No.” was always the venerable sage’s reply. And “No”. “Lunch would not be served.”

2nd Quarter

Bobby and Willard arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ready to set up the Side show, Roller coaster and Ferris wheel. Sadly nothing had been done to prepare the Memorial field for the 4th of July holiday events. Weeds and grasses were everywhere. the Face of Everyman compt their rooms and meals but told them that all festivities were off. This was his worst 2nd quarter on record.

Evil Doings

The world seemed full of evil these dark days of the Avian Flu. Seen above are two notorious villains who visit the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their control over the natural order of things suggests to the Face of Everyman that these infamous birds have caused the Spring of Eternal Giving to stop flowing. Will his mind be strong enough to counter their evil?


In a moment of weakness the Face of Everyman hired a couple of teenagers to mow the route of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa 4th of July parade. The second that he was asleep, his poorly disciplined work force slipped out the back . . .

Mind the Gap

Once again there was the threat of an injury lawsuit in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had neglected to turn on the automated warning, “Mind the gap.” EMTs aboard the fire boat Phoenix were able to rescue the hapless victim.