Montetorkie School

Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa early to check on her stimulus check and to pick up her laptop for home schooling this new semester. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her actually; his ad on Craig’s List for teachers had produced no candidates. He felt compelled to remind her about the potency of Long Island Teas.


The choir was decimated by the Avian Flu with the exception of Mullard whose rich baritone voice enveloped the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Today’s abbreviated service concluded with a rousing “Onward Christian Soldiers”. Memories of his homeless days brought a tear to the eye of the Face of Everyman.


A furry beast invaded the vast sanctuary of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It’s collar was decorated in ancient hieroglyphics. the Face of Everyman was quick to interpret these markings. A word to his in-house Celebrity Chef and this wayward neighbor would carry home a nice beef bone as his inducement to leave.


Farnsworth didn’t want it to come across as a threat but he did want the Jumbotron turned on to view this afternoon’s Mars landing. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa treated the huge TV as a piece of sports equipment but the Face of Everyman now saw this as a opportunity to sell popcorn while satisfying the public’s scientific curiosity.

Gun Play

Since childhood Sebastian had been caught up in role playing. He’d thought that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a safe haven for all fugitives; now, he imagined that a famous bounty hunter was behind him with a “dead or alive” warrant in his hand. the Face of Everyman was strangely quiet when asked how’d he play this hand.


the Face of Everyman was always pleased when youngsters showed up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa eager to start classes at the Montietorkie school. Applicable CDC guidelines were being followed scrupulously. Schools spirits ran high.

Marti Gras

The Marti Gras parade had been cancelled; at least for this year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Renee wasn’t about to let a year’s worth of design and construction of an elaborate costume go unseen. the Face of Everyman witnessed a blinding flash of crimson as Renee took to the skies in an act of defiance.