Louise had arranged for her mail to come to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She was anxious to receive her Old Farmer’s Almanac so that she could dress appropriately for the weather. the Face of Everyman shared his extra copy.

Butter Butt

Ol’ Butter Butt’s markings were so bright they reflected beautifully in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The bird disliked the common name given him by birders. He approached the Face of Everyman for support in this matter; but there was already the color Yellow in the Rainbow Flag.

Know it all

Jubilation liked to relive the Civil War with hypothetical questions and prepositus answers. Characters like him were a dime a dozen at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was forced to listen. What else could he do?


Last night a fight in the lounge of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa emptied into a brawl outside. Several Cabana Huts were damaged. The insurance agent was a tough nut, and the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure there would be an equitable settlement.