Always in the dating scene Big Guy was constantly preening himself. He had a few cowlicks that wouldn’t stay down. He turned to the Face of Everyman for advice. Where in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could he find good grooming?
Dab of Gel?
Shala
Tuppence was resting between Yoga poses and this cat wanders right thru the Ashram without so much as a by you leave. the Face of Everyman was napping so he missed the whole intrusion. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was usually more friendly than this.
Feast
Every Crow in the clan showed up for the Harvest Special served by the Face of Everyman. They added a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the allure of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Cud
Pogo tip toed behind Edna so as not to disturb her while eating. Most denizens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were thoughtful. the Face of Everyman wished all were so.
Danger
Silver Dollar Jim and his sidekick Lucky had just signed in for Winter Quarters at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wondered if he should have warned them about the Hawk.
Trouble
The morally corrupt twins Obverse and Reverse plotted to commit as much mayhem as possible. the Face of Everyman was an easy target. The Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa was seldom quiet when they were in town.
Hunting?
Disappointment clouded Phoenix’s face. He had every right to hunt wherever he pleased. the Face of Everyman scolded him for choosing to hunt in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. After all this was a UN World Heritage Site.
Erosion
Harsh measures were required to return the Venerable Sage to his place of command and honor. the Face of Everyman had recovered from yesterday’s ordeal and was glad to be back home; no worse for the wear and tear on his body. Life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could return to normal.
Oxygen?
In a matter of moments Carstairs had upended the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s prime attraction and with it went the Face of Everyman. The Venerable Sage spent the night in the ER on a ventilator recovering. He thanks those who sent their prayers.
El Nino?
Here comes one of those Doves with some kind of dire warning. the Face of Everyman could feel it in his bones. Speaking in ASL, the dove described a tough Winter ahead for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
