The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a hotbed of political controversy. The closer to the Midterms the louder the Robins argued. the Face of Everyman rarely got a peaceful nap.
Snooze?
Returns
This wasn’t the homecoming Elizbeth was expecting. The tide was out; the pumps had stopped. Was her Montetorkie school still standing? She asked the Face of Everman if her old job was still available. The school board was awaiting the outcome of the Midterms. Was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ever going to return to its previous glory?
Poor Manners
After pouring through thousands of images, it became obvious that Bambi’s Aunt Edna was responsible for knocking the Goddess from her pedestal in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman sought an immediate apology.
Olympics?
Can you believe these guys? They want to Winter over as part of the Bobsled team. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hadn’t ever won a medal in anything. the Face of Everman wasn’t sure he had the patience to train these warm weather newbies. Can they be victorious? Will there be snow? NOAA says slim chance.
Visitors
As the calendar moved further into Fall the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa greeted new visitors. the Face of Everyman always welcomed new color to the community.
Roulette
Johnny Dark Eyes was out on parole. He stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Span looking for a job. the Face of Everyman knew Johnny’s record and couldn’t afford to hire him. The few openings the Venerable Sage could offer involved handling money in the Casino. Not a good idea.
Freeze!
Panther was spooked. She didn’t know whether to bolt and run or appear nonchalant as if a tourist. Hunting was not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had already summoned security; her goose was cooked.
Dab of Gel?
Always in the dating scene Big Guy was constantly preening himself. He had a few cowlicks that wouldn’t stay down. He turned to the Face of Everyman for advice. Where in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could he find good grooming?
Shala
Tuppence was resting between Yoga poses and this cat wanders right thru the Ashram without so much as a by you leave. the Face of Everyman was napping so he missed the whole intrusion. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was usually more friendly than this.
Feast
Every Crow in the clan showed up for the Harvest Special served by the Face of Everyman. They added a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the allure of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
