Fallen Deity

Knocked from her pedestal by some thoughtless plus sized Doe the Goddess of Perpetual Hunger lay on the rough ground of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Songbirds pretended not to notice her fall. the Face of Everyman tried to think of how to raise her to her former glory.

Nocturnal?

Who could explain the habits of this night creature? Pogo was out; apparently the hours of foraging weren’t over. Most folks had been up for hours in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even the Face of Everyman had finished his coffee.

Hard Stuff

It had long been a rule of thumb that hard food should be soaked before being consumed. Festus applied that principal to eggshells. Even the magical waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa couldn’t perform miracles. the Face of Everyman suggested smaller bites.