Cheeky’s contract called for him to appear every fortnight or more often in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa photos of popular denizens. the Face of Everyman feared labor action if these conditions weren’t met.
Strike?
Four?
This Security camera image documents the historic sighting of more than two birds of this species to be seen together in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman logged the momentous event in the hotel register.
Riled
The Starling was miffed; he had missed the Easter egg hunt. “Was there any chocolate left over?” he asked. the Face of Everyman was afraid to respond with the truth. He wasn’t going to share.
Ooops
Careless habits nearly cost this Crow a dunking. the Face of Everyman felt that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had an enviable safety record. There had been no drownings so far this year. Day 95 and counting.
Sleepwalking
Terwilliger awoke to find that he had been sleepwalking again. Was this a serious condition? How many others were afflicted throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? He was afraid to ask the Face of Everyman for fear of learning the truth.
Pollutants
Boswell shielded the distressful scene behind him. Food scrapes lay scattered across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Some were polluting the pristine waters. the Face of Everyman couldn’t find words to express his anger.
Drinks
Boris and Natasha stopped by for a drink at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman still resented someone squatting on his face.
Joke?
Was this some kind of April Fool’s Day joke? Yellow birds this early in the season? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been drab all winter. the Face of Everyman thought he didn’t such luck.
Play Time
To pass the time in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa scary silhouettes were displayed. Some were even too much for the Face of Everyman.
Soaking
The crackers were so lite that Kosmos had to hold them under water to soften. Kitchen scraps were popular in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman resented food stuffs soiling the pristine resort waters
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