It is that time of year when proud couples in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa celebrate the fledging of their second brood.  Roscoe appears very proud while Theodora more stately.  the Face of Everyman gave them their portfolio of four proofs.  They could choose which pose to purchase.  Next week he was shooting school class photos; an especially lucrative area of enterprise.

Andy Warhol

The annual Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Film Festival brought in a few fresh faces.  Promoter, the Face of Everyman, had made sure that there was plenty of pop corn, seed and honey suckle nectar.  The venerable sage hoped that everyone would enjoy seeing recently discovered Andy Warhol experimental films.


It always seemed to be the crack o’ dawn that a new Padre would start services for those at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa who needed spiritual guidance.  the Face of Everyman was pleased that nobody showed for this first service.  Most songbirds sleep in late on Fridays.  The 10 AM service might be a sellout.

Flight Ops

After long hours of flying migrating birds visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often requested that the Face of Everyman verify that their stiff and numb legs were indeed down, talons visible and that it was safe to land.  The Spa enjoyed an enviable safety record.


Time after time the Face of Everyman had asked Rocky not to wash his food in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. There was just something icky about slimy earthworms.