Vulcan wanted the Face of Everyman to add Ants to the menu of birdfeed. The current menu was aimed at the Crows, which seemed unfair as they ate anything and, of course, the songbirds. Least served were the Hummingbirds. They had to wait till the Spring flowers of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered their nectar.
An awkward moment in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as a scavenger Deer tries to brush passed the Kindle Ol’ Pensioner and feast on birdseed. the Face of Everyman had sharp words for this type of behavior.
Even the street savvy Not-Our-Cat fell for the myth of the freshwater pearls. Seen here he stares up the drainpipe in search of his fortune. the Face of Everyman could have saved him the trouble; but the Venerable Sage thought no one could be so easily duped. It takes all kinds to populate the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Not-Our-Cat kept making a nuisance of himself in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. If he needed friends, remarked the Face of Everyman, why not join the Pickle Ball Club?
As usual, a day late and a dollar short Sparky missed his chance to meet a new princess. the Face of Everyman was tired of arranging blind dates for awkward your bucks. After all the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was big enough for many chance encounters.
What looked like a bar of soap suddenly appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Big Guy took it upon himself to examine it. the Face of Everyman always worried at times like this.
After careful study the consensus was that two Coyotes had visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa using dense fog as cover. the Face of Everyman marveled that no alarm had been. He would look into the matter.
Nobody was injured as the Rainbow Laser knocked Billy off his perch in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman swore he never had pulled the trigger.
Around this time of year even the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed haunted. Panther, usually immune to such feelings, was careful where she went. the Face of Everyman seldom felt any fears.
As more and more guests lost their healthcare coverage the food lines at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa got longer and longer. As Leroy limped to the Soup Kitchen, he hopped that they might serve a bit of Koi on a Friday. the Face of Everyman knew that this would stretch his budget to the breaking point.
