What looked like a bar of soap suddenly appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Big Guy took it upon himself to examine it. the Face of Everyman always worried at times like this.
Space debris?
Alarm?
After careful study the consensus was that two Coyotes had visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa using dense fog as cover. the Face of Everyman marveled that no alarm had been. He would look into the matter.
Oops!
Nobody was injured as the Rainbow Laser knocked Billy off his perch in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman swore he never had pulled the trigger.
Alert
Around this time of year even the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed haunted. Panther, usually immune to such feelings, was careful where she went. the Face of Everyman seldom felt any fears.
ACA
As more and more guests lost their healthcare coverage the food lines at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa got longer and longer. As Leroy limped to the Soup Kitchen, he hopped that they might serve a bit of Koi on a Friday. the Face of Everyman knew that this would stretch his budget to the breaking point.
Scraps
Soaking the orts gave even Chicken Potpie a certain piquant flavor. Too much and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa reeked. the Face of Everyman tolerated most food smells.
Birth control?
His biggest fears were being lived: more Pigeons. Plan B had been ineffective. He needed a new strategy. Otherwise, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would become better known as “Pigeon country”. the Face of Everyman needed a plan.
Colour
At last, some color as the dreary October rains began in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman collapsed his picnic umbrella and stowed it for the Winter. Now he needed Sunlight to prevent SAD.
A Treat
Mom and the Twins enjoy a snack at the expense of the Songbirds. No one left the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hungry. the Face of Everyman was proud of his record as a host.
Lyrics?
POGO sang his own version of “April in Paris” as he foraged in the rain swept Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman slept peacefully. Rain had that effect on the Venerable Sage.
