Poor Elwood, he was in constant search for Branch Water to enhance his nightly splash of bourbon. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had few serious drinkers. the Face of Everyman was not about to share his secret stache of Kentucky creek drippings with this feisty bird.
It was with a sigh of relief that the Face of Everyman welcomed the first of the migrating hoard of songbirds. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be filled with the sound of males defending their territory.
Cheeky’s contract called for him to appear every fortnight or more often in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa photos of popular denizens. the Face of Everyman feared labor action if these conditions weren’t met.
This Security camera image documents the historic sighting of more than two birds of this species to be seen together in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman logged the momentous event in the hotel register.
The Starling was miffed; he had missed the Easter egg hunt. “Was there any chocolate left over?” he asked. the Face of Everyman was afraid to respond with the truth. He wasn’t going to share.
Careless habits nearly cost this Crow a dunking. the Face of Everyman felt that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had an enviable safety record. There had been no drownings so far this year. Day 95 and counting.
Terwilliger awoke to find that he had been sleepwalking again. Was this a serious condition? How many others were afflicted throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? He was afraid to ask the Face of Everyman for fear of learning the truth.
Boswell shielded the distressful scene behind him. Food scrapes lay scattered across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Some were polluting the pristine waters. the Face of Everyman couldn’t find words to express his anger.
Boris and Natasha stopped by for a drink at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman still resented someone squatting on his face.
Was this some kind of April Fool’s Day joke? Yellow birds this early in the season? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been drab all winter. the Face of Everyman thought he didn’t such luck.
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