Boris and Natasha stopped by for a drink at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman still resented someone squatting on his face.
Drinks
Joke?
Was this some kind of April Fool’s Day joke? Yellow birds this early in the season? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been drab all winter. the Face of Everyman thought he didn’t such luck.
Play Time
To pass the time in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa scary silhouettes were displayed. Some were even too much for the Face of Everyman.
Soaking
The crackers were so lite that Kosmos had to hold them under water to soften. Kitchen scraps were popular in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman resented food stuffs soiling the pristine resort waters
Danger
Fearing a trap, Cheeky fled the choice food displayed on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa patio. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what to think. Maybe squirrels didn’t eat real food.
Calamity
Erika shrieked as she dropped the heavy platter on her toes. Safety was paramount in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman, as an eyewitness, knew that he would be drawn into the investigation.
Treasure
Whipsaw and Jellybean each wanted to claim the prize. It was the largest trophy ever seen in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everman couldn’t imagine fighting over a chicken bone.
Selfie
For April Fool’s Day Cartwright wanted a photo of himself looking as tho he was eating the Daffodil growing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A bored the Face of Everyman seemed willing.
Zip Code?
the Face of Everyman wrote a brief note to the hero of the Alamo asking if he needed a new Coon tail for his Coon skin cap. The King of the Wild Frontier failed to respond. Perhaps because the return address of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was smeared.
For Rent
Our visitor from the South was looking for an Airbnb that would serve as a nest. He thought that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a likely spot. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to tell him that the next available unit was in mid-May.
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