The new speed marks designed in the secret Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wind tunnel proved to add to Bobby’s speed and agility in every sport.  the Face of Everyman was assured a Nobel Prize.

Sonic Boom

The cool crisp air of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was shattered by the high speed pass of Zelda, sister of the Bergdorf Twins, and part of their flying circus when she wasn’t away setting world records for something or the other.  The shock wave startled the Face of Everyman.  His blood pressure reached unheard of extremes.

Cerbul de Aur (Golden Stag)

Security cameras caught the image of a large stag.  the Face of Everyman was called in to help identify the intruder.  Such large beasts seldom find their way to the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  To his surprise the stag could be none other than the Golden Stag of old Gypsy fairy tales.  Everyman had not spoken to him in ages and regretted sleeping through the return of such an august visitor.

Surf Issue

The photo shoot was scheduled for early morning at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The photographer and crew from Sports Illustrated were shooting swim suit models for the Fall Surf edition.  the Face of Everyman enjoyed being part of the action and attention except that the constant spray in his face was annoying.  His widely recognized photogenic smile slowly turned to thin lips and clenched teeth.

The Bachelorette

the Face of Everyman had noted Roberta’s strange actions.  Mental Health from the clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was asked to do an evaluation.  Turns out that she had dropped a contact lense.   “The Bachelor” casting call and audition ran only two more nights.  She was almost in despair.