Carlisle was among the first to note the restorative powers of Karmel corn. He became an influencer and was much revered. In truth the treat was seldom offered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was held responsible for the shortage and was hanged in effigy by the Crows.
The Seagull slipped in and scored a cob while Elmer was involved with a feisty drumstick. the Face of Everyman was concerned that kitchen scraps from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were becoming too large a share of everyone’s diet.
Who could be sure that this wasn’t a stray looking for a new home? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a strict policy . . . the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what it was right now, but he’d look it up.
A common guest, Lester, deserved recognition for good behavior within the bounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seldom gave a shout out to this courteous songbird. Now was a good time.
Pricilla kept waiting for the sonic boom to arrive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman explained how far away splash down had occurred. Somethings are too hard to fathom.
Poor Elwood, he was in constant search for Branch Water to enhance his nightly splash of bourbon. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had few serious drinkers. the Face of Everyman was not about to share his secret stache of Kentucky creek drippings with this feisty bird.
It was with a sigh of relief that the Face of Everyman welcomed the first of the migrating hoard of songbirds. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be filled with the sound of males defending their territory.
Cheeky’s contract called for him to appear every fortnight or more often in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa photos of popular denizens. the Face of Everyman feared labor action if these conditions weren’t met.
This Security camera image documents the historic sighting of more than two birds of this species to be seen together in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman logged the momentous event in the hotel register.
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