the Face of Everyman held his breath; would this golden creature stay around and raise a family? He dare not ask. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was ready to receive any guest.
Stay or Go?
Fast Food
Boscoe snuck into the village and returned with croutons from behind the bakery or maybe pancakes from behind IHOP. Franchise fast food restaurants weren’t allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman could go for a Big Mac right about now.
Budget
POGO asked the Face of Everyman why there was never food left out for him. Everyman did not respond; he hoped that the creature would just go away. Besides the was no money. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa always ran a deficit.
Torment
Little did Pembrook know that mashed potatoes disintegrated in water. Repeated tries ended the same. He spent the afternoon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa anguishing. the Face of Everyman could only see his pristine home being defiled.
Fop
the Face of Everyman was not known for snap judgements. But he knew a Boulevardier when he saw one. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did not need another Hearbreaker.
Hanged
Carlisle was among the first to note the restorative powers of Karmel corn. He became an influencer and was much revered. In truth the treat was seldom offered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was held responsible for the shortage and was hanged in effigy by the Crows.
Dross
The Seagull slipped in and scored a cob while Elmer was involved with a feisty drumstick. the Face of Everyman was concerned that kitchen scraps from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were becoming too large a share of everyone’s diet.
Star Party
Stray?
Who could be sure that this wasn’t a stray looking for a new home? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a strict policy . . . the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what it was right now, but he’d look it up.
Shout Out
A common guest, Lester, deserved recognition for good behavior within the bounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seldom gave a shout out to this courteous songbird. Now was a good time.
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