Olympics?

Can you believe these guys? They want to Winter over as part of the Bobsled team. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hadn’t ever won a medal in anything. the Face of Everman wasn’t sure he had the patience to train these warm weather newbies. Can they be victorious? Will there be snow? NOAA says slim chance.

Roulette

Johnny Dark Eyes was out on parole. He stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Span looking for a job. the Face of Everyman knew Johnny’s record and couldn’t afford to hire him. The few openings the Venerable Sage could offer involved handling money in the Casino. Not a good idea.

Freeze!

Panther was spooked. She didn’t know whether to bolt and run or appear nonchalant as if a tourist. Hunting was not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had already summoned security; her goose was cooked.

Dab of Gel?

Always in the dating scene Big Guy was constantly preening himself. He had a few cowlicks that wouldn’t stay down. He turned to the Face of Everyman for advice. Where in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could he find good grooming?