Office?

Cheeky was thinking of running for office in the 2028 election cycle. He wanted a fresh campaign photo that showed him hard at work for the voters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman obliged but didn’t think much of his chances for any office.

Food

Vulcan wanted the Face of Everyman to add Ants to the menu of birdfeed. The current menu was aimed at the Crows, which seemed unfair as they ate anything and, of course, the songbirds. Least served were the Hummingbirds. They had to wait till the Spring flowers of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered their nectar.

Tricked

Even the street savvy Not-Our-Cat fell for the myth of the freshwater pearls. Seen here he stares up the drainpipe in search of his fortune. the Face of Everyman could have saved him the trouble; but the Venerable Sage thought no one could be so easily duped. It takes all kinds to populate the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Perspicacity?

As usual, a day late and a dollar short Sparky missed his chance to meet a new princess. the Face of Everyman was tired of arranging blind dates for awkward your bucks. After all the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was big enough for many chance encounters.

Alarm?

After careful study the consensus was that two Coyotes had visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa using dense fog as cover. the Face of Everyman marveled that no alarm had been. He would look into the matter.