Although “The Dog Days of Summer” had passed, a certain lethargy remained. the Face of Everyman wanted to erect a sign that notified all “that on this day absolutely nothing happened in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.”
Daze
Paper?
the Face of Everyman saved this image from the security cameras to illustrate his forthcoming treatise on twisted ungulates, high-lighting ruminants. His papers, invariably on denizens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, received wide attention at foreign conferences.
Water?
Well looks like Not-Our-Cat is back. This time he appears thirstier than hungry. He barely touched the emergency dry cat food offered to all visitors of his rank. This time of year, waters in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed to grow their own life. the Face of Everyman recommended that he try the fountain in the nearby village.
Lunch?
This Cat was back; strangely enough it was during the lunch hour and on a Sunday. Who does that? thought the Face of Everyman. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been quiet all week except for the visit of the Raptor.
Raptor
At last, a member of the Apex Predator Society made a visit to assess the scale of the Rat problem. He regretted his delay but problems were addressed in the order of their receipt. Could the Face of Everyman state the problem further? Was anyone in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in eminent danger? The Venerable Sage wondered when this would stop asking questions and start working.
NTU
Everone knew that potatoe chips tasted better soaked in water. the Face of Everyman feared for his water’s turbidity in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Theater
It was a full-dress rehearsal. Charlotta was caught in the limelight. the Face of Everyman knew this would be his greatest production. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would set a new standard for Summer Theater.
Disheveled
the Face of Everyman tried not to laugh but . . . this poor Buck had one antler up and the other down. Good thing there was no fighting allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Noblesse oblige
Dispite his better judgement the Face of Everyman declared it Free Swim Day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He expected every little street urchin to soil [his] the pristine waters.
Spa
More and more destructive types entered the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was at a loss as to what could prevent it. The creatures were lured there by the pristine waters.
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