Owl Bait

Not everybody wanted to be in the picture. Lingering about any longer made them sure fire targets for the Owls, Cats and Coyotes. As the rain began to fall throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, the Face of Everyman snapped the shot. It was one of the worst he had ever taken: no composure, bad lighting, and the dreaded red eye.


In an effort to buy as much protection as possible, Huginn put down as much as he could afford as an offering to the Spring of Perpetual Giving. the Face of Everyman tried to point out that deities did not eat food such as Popcorn but, rather that the gifts be given to the poor and homeless of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.


It was the same every year. As different tribes encountered one another at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, combat would ensue. the Face of Everyman repeatedly tried to negotiate between the Gold Crowns and the White Crowns; often to no avail. It was nature’s replay of the Hatfields and the McCoys.

Blue Ribbon

Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sought entries for a new photo contest. The winning photo would adorn the cover of the 2022 brochure. the Face of Everyman thought that this image filched from security tapes would be the surefire winner. The venerable sage did secure a Blue ribbon for fifth place. The less said about this the better.


Bertram was on a path of discovery. All things great and small in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were examined closely. Seen above Bertram seeks to discover the origins of the Spring of Eternal Giving. The venerable sage refused to answer any questions. Such secrets were safe with the Face of Everyman until the end of time.

Nesting Materials?

the Face of Everyman was always pleased to greet a new comer. This shy lady was looking for nesting material. The venerable sage was pleased to tell her that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa kept a box of useful feathers, moss, twigs and bits of string behind the Cabana huts. The village garden supply kept mud and spider web on hand, if needed.

Roller Coaster

This young sprout had disappointment written all over her face. Today was meant to be a day at the fabulous beachfront of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Now an unseasonable high tide kept her from her enjoyment. the Face of Everyman suggested that she spend her time at the amusement park till the tide receded. He gave her a free pass and two complementary tickets on the roller coaster.

Baby Huey

Baby Huey did not want to get out of the water. The waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were most soothing and beneficial. He was intransigent; that is until Mom showed up and insisted that he leave. the Face of Everyman sighed a sigh of relief. Birds that big usually sat on his face while toweling off.


Following a spate of logging in mountainous forests a family of immigrants, who had lost everything, passed thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman extended the helping hand of charity but admitted that pine cones were scarce in these low land forests.


Elrod had been a stellar student, 4.0 GPA, Eagle Scout and class president. Slowly his mental faculties failed him and he slipped into homelessness. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Mental Clinic could not help him. The charity of the Resort and Spa provided his only lifeline. Occasionally the Face of Everyman saved a little something to give to Elrod. Unfortunately today the venerable sage forgot.