Socrates

Socrates plans a career in law.  He may become the first citizen of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to obtain a degree.  Seen above he is in Day Two of a rigorous regime of discussion utilizing the Socratic method.  As time went on even the venerable sage began to question the assumption of  the Face of Everyman.

Obstreperous

As the cherries ripened, then fermented, a new Rocky was born.  Seen above at the posh watering hole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is a poor specimen of a wild beast newly hooked on Sour Cherry Amarretto.  With his liquor stocks running low, the Face of Everyman might soon be faced with an obstreperous Procyon lotor.

Caught

Caught like a Deer in the headlights Mollie tried to profess her innocence despite a mouthful of delicious Buttercup stems.  During interrogation by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Security Forces she changed her story numerous times.  She asked that the Face of Everyman be called as her defense.  Surely he would verify that deadheading the blooms produced even more flowers.  In the end she lost her Title II grazing privileges for twenty-four hours.  She may be deemed beyond rehabilitation.