For April Fool’s Day Cartwright wanted a photo of himself looking as tho he was eating the Daffodil growing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A bored the Face of Everyman seemed willing.
Selfie
Zip Code?
the Face of Everyman wrote a brief note to the hero of the Alamo asking if he needed a new Coon tail for his Coon skin cap. The King of the Wild Frontier failed to respond. Perhaps because the return address of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was smeared.
For Rent
Our visitor from the South was looking for an Airbnb that would serve as a nest. He thought that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a likely spot. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to tell him that the next available unit was in mid-May.
AI
It took “the blink of an eye” for Claude AI to evaluate this photo of Boots, the cat. Boots was a frequent visitor to the Foggy Boots Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought it strange that she only came at night when no birds were present. Maybe rats were his preference.
Denizens
Each eyed the other. Survival was at stake. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure who would blink first. Winter’s snow in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa made odds even greater. Yet this was the Crow’s home turf.
Dreadful
The shame of it all appeared again this year. It was the Face of Everyman’s first trial and error at gene splicing. The outcome was tragic. Yet somehow, she went unnoticed by others in the vast jungle of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Sneers
Some thought he looked more like a chicken than a crow. Parsons tolerated the derision while at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Afterall food was more important. the Face of Everman agreed with that view.
Arena
The Gold dust twins Obverse and Reverse set out to hoorah the Venerable sage. He decided not to put up a fight but allow himself to be tossed and turned. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was about to become a new sports venue.
Prestley stirred the waters in hopes that any Koi would rise to feed. Only the Face of Everyman knew that there hadn’t been fish in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for over twenty years.
Waters?
Curiosity got the better of Thimothy. He had to seek the source of the divine waters that nourished the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was afraid he would be disappointed to learn the truth.
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