New hi-tech facial recognition equipment at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has failed the first test. It allowed an English Starling to go undetected as it swooped in with a “round” of Robins. the Face of Everyman regarded this bird a nuisance and set his mind to arriving at a remedy; if there was one.
Johnny Dark Eyes was keeping a low profile hereabouts the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was hoping that the Face of Everyman would vouch for him and help squelch old rumors about his using campaign funds for trips to Bird World with his secretary. It would be nice to run for office again, free from embarrassing baggage.
Management of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took advantage of the short term physical impairment of the kindly ol’ pensioner and ordered a stand down to retrain the staff in civility and inclusiveness. Classes have been poorly attended. the Face of Everyman finds it difficult to gauge morale. No one is sure when daily activity will return to normal.