“Holy Moly.” cried the little songbird. “Are you a Vulture?” Strange things are seen in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Just ask the Face of Everyman.
Specter?
Competition
Bosworth sensed that he was no match for the competition. Maybe he’d just head North along the Pacific flyway. the Face of Everyman urged him to remain and nest in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. There was room for all; even those second best at courting.
Trophy Shot
Lancelot posed for a trophy shot. This one would go in the record book. Everyone in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would be proud to know him. the Face of Everyman asked how many 8×10’s he wanted.
Bomb
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bomb disposable team made quick work of the dreaded Purple Potato bomb. the Face of Everyman was alarmed to be so close to the action.
Parkour
Pikachu found himself stuck, bridged across the notorious gap of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He gathered his strength to push off, expecting to land on the Face of Everyman, sleeping peacefully.
Stay or Go?
the Face of Everyman held his breath; would this golden creature stay around and raise a family? He dare not ask. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was ready to receive any guest.
Fast Food
Boscoe snuck into the village and returned with croutons from behind the bakery or maybe pancakes from behind IHOP. Franchise fast food restaurants weren’t allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman could go for a Big Mac right about now.
Budget
POGO asked the Face of Everyman why there was never food left out for him. Everyman did not respond; he hoped that the creature would just go away. Besides the was no money. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa always ran a deficit.
Torment
Little did Pembrook know that mashed potatoes disintegrated in water. Repeated tries ended the same. He spent the afternoon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa anguishing. the Face of Everyman could only see his pristine home being defiled.
Fop
the Face of Everyman was not known for snap judgements. But he knew a Boulevardier when he saw one. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did not need another Hearbreaker.
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