As more and more guests lost their healthcare coverage the food lines at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa got longer and longer. As Leroy limped to the Soup Kitchen, he hopped that they might serve a bit of Koi on a Friday. the Face of Everyman knew that this would stretch his budget to the breaking point.
Soaking the orts gave even Chicken Potpie a certain piquant flavor. Too much and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa reeked. the Face of Everyman tolerated most food smells.
His biggest fears were being lived: more Pigeons. Plan B had been ineffective. He needed a new strategy. Otherwise, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would become better known as “Pigeon country”. the Face of Everyman needed a plan.
At last, some color as the dreary October rains began in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman collapsed his picnic umbrella and stowed it for the Winter. Now he needed Sunlight to prevent SAD.
Mom and the Twins enjoy a snack at the expense of the Songbirds. No one left the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hungry. the Face of Everyman was proud of his record as a host.
POGO sang his own version of “April in Paris” as he foraged in the rain swept Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman slept peacefully. Rain had that effect on the Venerable Sage.
Although the Venerable Sage was fully aware of the optics behind such natural displays, he was always pleased that even the smallest segment of the mystical arc appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Tuppence wasn’t sure that she had ever seen such a thing before. It was a “Wasp-a-nator”. A fake wasp’s nest to discourage real wasps from nesting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman put great store in such natural methods of pest control.
There weren’t many sightings of Three-Legged Mom after she fell for the “catch and release” program. It took some doing to get back to home territory in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman admired her spirit and tenacity.
Their arguments never ceased. No matter the subject; opposite views quickly formed. the Face of Everyman suggested a debate team to engage the lunch-time crowd in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their first agreement. “NO.”
