Death Threat

the Face of Everyman was unclear if the Death Threat was real or was it a poorly worded request.  The venerable sage tried to remain calm and not show fear, but that proved difficult.  In the end, the villain departed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa vowing to return.  Immediately, the Kindly ol’ Pensioner put everybody on half rations of dreck.  Nothing should attract these marauders.  Everyman pleaded, on the guests behalf, for a wiser solution.