Caught

Caught like a Deer in the headlights Mollie tried to profess her innocence despite a mouthful of delicious Buttercup stems.  During interrogation by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Security Forces she changed her story numerous times.  She asked that the Face of Everyman be called as her defense.  Surely he would verify that deadheading the blooms produced even more flowers.  In the end she lost her Title II grazing privileges for twenty-four hours.  She may be deemed beyond rehabilitation.

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