Vortex

Once again the Face of Everyman awoke to find himself cattywampus.  Those rowdy raccoons are to blame.  Luckily young Archimedes was fresh out of Engineering school.  His quick eye told him that he’d need a long lever and a fulcrum to put the venerable sage back in harmony with metaphysical lines of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa spiritual vortex.