Ice Bound

the Face of Everyman felt as tho’ he had been ice bound for weeks.  This day the Sun was up and a rescue effort arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The team leader sampled the cracked corn and made a decision.  “Best we can do is tow you to an ice free port like Murmansk.”  Fortunately the ice was gone by noon.  Tug boat crews enjoyed a lavish dinner of pot roast in the spacious conference room.