Warmth?

Why was it that guests from warmer climates always blamed the Face of Everyman for the cold weather? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was uniquely positioned to offer the best of both worlds. The venerable sage kept travel brochures on his desk showing Winter escapes to Sunner climes.

Traveler

the Face of Everyman was uncomfortable under the fierce gaze of this guest; but he was able to screw-up his courage enough to ask if there was a problem. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has won awards for its level of service to the traveling public.

Tickel

Waddlesworth delighted in annoying the venerable sage during naps. Today the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was open for uncleared visitors. Unknowingly a Paparazzi snuck in a recorded the guilty party. Oh, such a long tail.