Legend has it that a Ghost protects the innocent inhabitants of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It must be so, because the Face of Everyman, shown above, is in his REM stage of sleep and seems oblivious to the rest of world.
Glance
The most predacious of them all is Panther. She prowls the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa almost at will. Seen above she casts a glance at the Face of Everyman. Perhaps a small bird is perched there and can be caught unawares.
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Man Up
In a dramatic portrayal of Uncle Tom’s Cabin in the Summer stock theater of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa we see Eliza crossing the frozen Ohio river on the ice floes. the Face of Everyman had been unaware that he had been cast. But “man up” he did and added it to his actor’s resume.
Chaos
The early attempts at automated Iris Recognition by security forces of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa proved much more difficult than even the Face of Everyman could surmount. Till bugs could be worked out, a system of challanges and passwords was employed. Each night chaos ensued.
Naiad
Naiad, the Freshwater Spirit, visited the Face of Everyman as he dozed. She reminded him that the water filters needed to be cleaned. After all, it was up to him to maintain the high standards of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Trash Dog I
Outer perimeter sensors detected a behemoth intruding the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Headquarters assigned an identifier of Trash Dog I. At 4:26 AM Code Red shelter in place was set in motion. In the morning the kindly old pensioner picked up the half-dozen cat food cans this monster had licked clean, then scattered. the Face of Everyman was asked to determine the legality of his dog tags.
Tinkering
The new speed marks designed in the secret Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wind tunnel proved to add to Bobby’s speed and agility in every sport. the Face of Everyman was assured a Nobel Prize.
