Sin City

As soon as the cruise ship docked Llewellyn was the first off.  Alas, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was shuttered and dark.  the Face of Everyman reported that due to the power outage caused by a violent wind storm the midnight Sin City Club Crawl had been scrubbed.  Instead a voucher for breakfast at a renown waffle house was offered. IMG_0047 (2)

Preschoolers

The Montetorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered swimming classes for preschoolers.  Coach Mullard didn’t see a promising free style swimmer in the bunch.  When asked his opinion the Face of Everyman was circumspect. IMG_0439 (2)

Concentration

Once again, but briefly, the Face of Everyman forgot about his power over gravity.  Seen below is a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa trying to land only to be thwarted.  After a profound apology by the venerable sage everyone tried to forget his awkward senior moments.   Were his unparalleled powers of concentration failing?Gravity

Vandals

Spectators appear at every disaster; many never lend a helping hand.  Rogue Raccoons had struck in the early hours and up ended the whole world of the Face of Everyman.  No one was sure if the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Rescue Team had been called.  Small bubbles continued to rise as the venerable sage clung to life just beneath the surface.  IMG_0608 (2)

Cleopatra

the Face of Everyman was shooting the final scene in his epic biopic: Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile.  The camera was supposed to move to a close up of Cleopatra bathing.  Instead a crew member tripped and fell into the frame.  The star shrieked and the take was lost.  This film was so over budget that management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa pulled the plug and ordered filming to end.  The venerable sage tried to assemble the disparate parts into something worth watching; but all continuity was lost.  He almost cried.IMG_0104A

Hallucinogen

After only half of a mushroom the Face of Everyman began seeing feathered Mermaids.  This gave the venerable sage pause and an ideal moment to reflect on his use of recreational mind altering spirits and drugs.  He needed to get clean.  He had a reputation to maintain.Mushroom