Morale

Management of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took advantage of the short term physical impairment of the kindly ol’ pensioner and ordered a stand down to retrain the staff in civility and inclusiveness.  Classes have been poorly attended.  the Face of Everyman finds it difficult to gauge morale. No one is sure when daily activity will return to normal.

Hypnotic Stare

Tula’ the Manor House cat, has ventured into the magical land of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Seen above, she is attempting to hypnotize a songbird.  Luckily the Face of Everyman has intervened using his mind altering skills to thwart the possible demise of a feathered friend.

Plastic

The Dentist at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa free clinic had cautioned Armstrong not to try and drink before the Novocaine had warn off.  the Face of Everyman would have offered him a drinking straw but his were all made of plastic.  The admonishment against their use had reached even this remote spot far off of the Pacific Flyway.

Guardian Angel

It has been said, “that if you turn your head quick enough you’ll catch a glimpse of your Guardian Angel”.  Poor Batska, every time he tried, it was just his cousin dropping in for a chat with the Face of Everyman.  Most folks in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t think that you needed a Guardian Angel.  Further more, who’d ever seen one?

Andy Warhol

The annual Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Film Festival brought in a few fresh faces.  Promoter, the Face of Everyman, had made sure that there was plenty of pop corn, seed and honey suckle nectar.  The venerable sage hoped that everyone would enjoy seeing recently discovered Andy Warhol experimental films.