Last Rites?

Father Robin rushed to the side of his old friend the Face of Everyman expecting to administer last rites. Instead the venerable sage was in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Clinic, sitting up in bed enjoying a bowl of Jello. He was released to light duty shortly thereafter.

Hero

Harold is being called a hero by the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The quick thinking lad grabbed a tool and pried the Face of Everyman from the watery depths. Before the day was over zoologists from local universities came to confirm the use of simple tools by a member of the Corvus family. An appearance on Good Morning America was planned.

Havoc

A pair of guilty eyes surveyed the havoc he had wrought. The whole world of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been turned upside down; the Face of Everyman cast into immeasurably deep waters. Could the venerable sage be rescued?

Feline Menace

The sirens wailed and the klaxons blared as a new menace entered the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The security forces were quick to apply facial recognition AI; but there were no matches. the Face of Everyman made the pronouncement that it was probably a cat dropped off by city folks.

Combat

Thrust and Parry prepared for mortal combat or at least possession of the Spring of Eternal Giving. the Face of Everyman was tired of these macho demonstrations. Didn’t they know that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a World Heritage Site and combat of any sort was prohibited.

Road Trip

Lily was home at last. Safe in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She’d been on the road as a salesperson selling cemetery plots, cremation plans, urns and mausoleum space for the past six weeks. the Face of Everyman was the first to greet her.

Polygyny

Larry wanted the Face of Everyman to spread the word that he had several choice territories staked out and that any ladies looking for security in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa should check out his offerings.

Toupee

Terrence spent hours making sure that his toupee was on straight. Few guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were aware of his recent bout with alopecia. the Face of Everyman, himself suffering from male pattern baldness, always commensurated.