The Reverend Farnsworth had been chosen to speak at a ceremony Monday at noon. The entire village and all guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would gather. The good reverend spent most of Saturday morning practicing his moves. the Face of Everyman alerted the grounds crew to double their trash pick up efforts. All community service parolees were conscripted. The grounds remained immaculate. 
Blizzard
The blizzard had produced white out conditions at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The few guests present were entertained in the casino with bingo. When the storm abated the Face of Everyman sent in his reports of snow fall depth to the weather bureau. New records were being set daily. A TV crew got stuck in the snow in route to televise the venerable sage giving an on scene report of the horrific aftermath.
OSHA
Members of the famed Polar Bear Club from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had complained that the entrances to the Cabana Hut changing rooms were too small. Well fed songbirds had a hard time getting in and out. OSHA sent an inspector to evaluate their claim. The report disclosed that few modern songbirds were that small. A federal grant would be awarded to the Face of Everyman to increase the size of existing holes. A prestiges ivy league body measurement standard would be used as a guide.
Hippie
Lil’ Dexter wasn’t sure why he had to take a bath. He was cold and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was over half way to the North Pole. the Face of Everyman cited a list of people who had braved the cold to achieve a clear head: Greeks, Romans, Samurai warriors, Baptists and perhaps even Evangelists. Dexter didn’t really care; he wanted to go home. Mom felt as tho’ she’d lost the battle. Her son would become a Hippie. 
UFO
Annually the Pacific Flyway Chapter of the UFO Society met at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This year the Face of Everyman was fortunate enough to engage a UFO from Alpha Centauri to fly thru as the opening gavel signaled the beginning of a week long series of workshops. The Hospitality Suite remained packed. The mixed nuts party mix was a favorite.
Brainchild
The new guest was part of the Writers Group and Golf Package at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was the marketing brainchild of the Face of Everyman. When ‘writer’s block’ hit; you played a round of golf or, at the very least, hit the driving range and shot a bucket of balls. It was touted as very therapeutic. Third quarter sales were at an all time high.
Whirling Disorder
A rare case of Whirling Disorder was reported by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Family Clinic. A gene was expressing itself among a few family members from a remote part of the Pacific Flyway. As music played those afflicted began to whirl. the Face of Everyman took copious notes in preparation for yet another scholarly paper.
