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Bambi’s Aunt Ena was awarded a no bid contract to prune the ornamental plants surrounding what would become the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Easter Egg Hunt lawn.  Small start-ups often can’t afford safety equipment; which is really a shame.  the Face of Everyman called the village Fire Department to rescue the dear lady before she injured herself or some of his guests.  A call for bids was posted by the afternoon.

Bucko Billy returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check on his mail order prosthetic.  the Face of Everyman didn’t have the heart to tell him that the wrong leg had been shipped and that he had returned the item for the correct one.  Now, of course, the factory was shuttered.  The venerable sage could only recommend a support group for those missing a limb.  All-in-all things weren’t that bad; Saturday night dances had been cancelled until well after Easter.

One of the Little People traveling with the Circus stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  His question for the Face of Everyman was: Is it okay for thirteen clowns to pack themselves into a tiny car seven nights a week and two matinees on weekends?  The Big Top would be hitting the road soon and social distancing was a big concern.  The venerable sage was caught off guard by the question and pretended to be asleep.

Boris had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to self quarantine.  He had tested positive for Avian Flu and needed a place of sanctuary.  the Face of Everyman assigned him the Executive Roost knowing that Boris would need a quiet spot for the lovely Natasha to care for him.  He would need all his strength for the upcoming Spring Rituals.

The leader of the Crow Clan wanted answers to tough questions.  the Face of Everyman started to respond but only sputterings seemed to come out.  The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was about to loose some wealthy clients.  The venerable sage felt “naked as a Jaybird.”

The concept of Social Distancing had not sunk-in with everybody at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  An un-woke guest perched too close another raising a furious outcry.  the Face of Everyman had to step in and remind all guests that social distancing was not just a helpful hint.  The venerable sage had already converted his whiskey still to make beak sanitizer.  There were still opportunities to make money during these troubled times.

Even at two in the morning Rocky was sure he could smell Koi in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman was reluctant to mention that carp was a traditional Spring meal; highly regarded by basalt carvings.