Class Reunion

the Face of Everyman had offered Class Reunions using holographic techniques. Each subscriber remained in a special photo booth and enjoyed the reunion at discrete distances. A box lunch was provided by the catering division of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage knew that revenues would sky rocket once the word got out.

Dancing Water

Gusty Fall winds swept the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa causing most guests to hunker down. During this solitude the Face of Everyman entertained himself by using his mental powers of control. Seen above the venerable sage is writing his name in the dancing waters.

Career Criminal

A slight shudder went thru the bones of the Face of Everyman. Johnny Dark Eyes had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. What could this career criminal be up to now? There would be many a sleepless night for the venerable sage until Johnny was apprehended.

Plea Deal

It was always the same: the perp would try to look as innocent as possible. the Face of Everyman had compiled a dossier on this semi-feral house cat. The AKAs ran to two pages and that was only from those apprehensions in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the end a plea deal was reached and the cat promised to return on Halloween for a one night stand howling in the light of the full moon. It would be scary indeed.

Deer Season

Big Guy had escaped several segments of the hunting season. But there were still periods of death that lay ahead: late archery season, Senior hunting, and the worst muzzle loading hunters. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had enough liability insurance to handle a 1,000 pound buck; but he would check with the home office. Meanwhile he’d light a candle and mutter a few incantations.


The Lucky Eleven met up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to pull off one last caper. That is, until the Face of Everyman said that the casino was closed until after the election. Undaunted they knocked over the credit union in the village and got enough for lunch.

Cold Weather

Bellamy hoped that he hadn’t heard right. The Oracle of the Spring of Eternal Giving had pronounced that cold weather was on it’s way. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had always advertised that it was located in the heart of the banana belt of the Pacific Flyway. Some accepted that as a fact; given the location. But more than one Wild Canary had stopped by to say their good byes to the Face of Everyman. It might be a long Winter.


The security camera image is blurred but it is clear that there was a collision between two guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The EMTs attended to the victim who declined to press charges. the Face of Everyman offered his business card in the event that he might want to go to court and needed legal representation.