Despite La Nina/El Nino weather patterns the vast pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was running dry. Birds, animals and the Face of Everyman decried the situation. Luckily it was a deus ex machina that saved the day.
As the ice flow threatened to dispatch the Face of Everyman there was an intervention. The hand of God brought an ice breaking tool to the rescue. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sounded the “All clear!” by noon.
Many wonders occur at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above, as caught on a high tech security camera, a hand reaches down and re-positions the Face of Everyman. Was it a merciful act by the kindly ol’ pensioner? Or just a bit of theater?