Ginseng

After clean up of the havoc wrought by Tropical Cyclone Diego the Face of Everyman hosted an informal gathering of light hors d’oeuvres and adult beverages.  The venerable sage lost this years entire crop of Ginseng root.  His export business dealt with the sale of roots that resembled world leaders and religious figures.  Sotheby’s handled his auction sales.  He is seen above chatting up Falene and her sister while awaiting the report back on his crop loss insurance claim.

Sisters

sistersThe Ungalate twins, Martha and Falene always enjoyed Christmas dinner with the Songbirds at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Management was pleased to make special considerations for their dining needs.  They were much too large for the dining room, Food Court, or poolside canteen; so a sunny spot on the celebrity Chef’s fallow kitchen garden was set aside for Plus-sized guests.  Ethnic foods of locally grown tulips, roses and patented begonias were his early winter gourmet specialty.  The ladies ate, signed his guest book and left for yet another tasty snack up the street.