Home Schooling

Mom brought Jewel to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Both were eager to show the Face of Everyman the progress that the little one had made in home schooling.  Without prompting Jewel could  demonstrate her understanding of the following: Stay, Dog, Car, Not Safe, Hide and Cross Now.  The venerable sage was about to teach her how to conjugate a few simple Latin verbs; but thought better of it.