Camp Foggy Bottoms

Bradley just couldn’t pull himself together. He has not been the same since his two-week ROTC camp training at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to engage Bradley in talk therapy. Turns out: this husky fella just wanted his Mother.

Wrong Foot

This was going to be ugly. Pillsbury had stepped off on the wrong foot. the Face of Everyman watched spellbound. The EMTs from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were notified. It all seemed to be happening in slow motion.

Census

One of the things that got under Mycroft’s skin was the monthly Pigeon census. How come the vulnerable sage didn’t count songbirds? the Face of Everyman was part of a secret study designed to show that the loss of heroic statues in city parks should be reflected in a reduction in the number of pigeons. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had melted down their last statue some time ago and was excluded from the study. Cannons were next.

Mortal Combat

After watching a PBS Nature series on the lives of Eagles Peter and Paul tried mortal combat for supremacy of the skies over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had to intervene when things started to get ugly.

Baseball

Baseball season at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa opened before the Face of Everyman was prepared. He was always home plate. Seen above is our Roger Dodger sliding into home. The visiting team from Mar-A-Lago lost.

Sadie Hawkins Day

A bunch of the new guys were hanging out and grousing amongst themselves that it was almost Spring and they hadn’t found anybody yet. the Face of Everyman interrupted to say that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was hosting the annual Sadie Hawkins Day Sock Hop soon. The venerable sage was sure that the number of nuptials would suddenly increase.

Mask Up

Chauncey had been difficult since birth. Always an obstreperous child; even with the freedoms found in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Now he has decided to not wear a mask; daring those who insist to fly up and put it on him. the Face of Everyman found no one eager to wrestle an angry wet bird.

LGBTQ

the Face of Everyman had been working on a new range of colors for the LGBTQ community at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Wayne demonstrating the new fast drying paints. The venerable sage was swamped with orders.

Semaphore

Bobby was determined to earn his merit badge in Semaphore before the next troop meeting. the Face of Everyman encouraged him to practice every chance he had. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa thrived because of this type of go-getter.

Life?

Cedric was livid. He has worked himself almost into a froth. His words carried to the farthest regions of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He demanded to know from the Face of Everyman: “Is this all there is to life?” The venerable sage took his time in answering: “Yep.”