Rats

the Face of Everyman had long advertised for owls to homestead in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This security camera scene was his best drawing card. Rats were a burden on families trying to raise their young. The venerable sage offered a stipend to attract a hungry owl.

Rats

the Face of Everyman had spent a good deal of money on rodent extermination. Alas, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was overrun by a new family. It just goes to show that free food can be a problem. Where was the seed scattering dividing line between fewer pigeons, more songbirds and no rodents. He might ask the Oracle.

Asylum?

With every tramp steamer that docked at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa a few of these unsavory characters jumped ship. Some tried to claim asylum. the Face of Everyman always wondered why there was never an Owl around when you needed one. Or even a Coyote. Or even a big feral tom cat.