Streaming

It was the same every night; what to stream on TV. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered a wide range of channels. This couple settled on a cooking show. the Face of Everyman was hoping for a martial arts channel.

High Wire

Leroy had his heart set on becoming a tightrope walker in the circus. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided all the equipment for his practice needs. That’s because the Face of Everyman was his coach and mentor.

Ruse

Harry and Larry disguised themselves as plain brown backyard songbirds; all the better to infiltrate the alleged cult operating in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Of course the Face of Everyman saw right thru this ruse and greeted them by name and “comp”ed them their lunch and one small iced tea. The venerable sage, always a gracious host, invited them back, anytime, while off duty.

Winter

Foxworthy tried to explain the significance Punxsutawney Phil’s prognostication; six more weeks of Winter. He went on to paint a picture of drifting snow covering the vast territory of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Feeders iced over. Suet frozen solid. Of course he blamed Priscilla for not letting him buy those half priced tickets to Mexico when he could. the Face of Everyman offered to rent them a propane heater for about the same price as plane tickets.

Trolley Stop

The village transit authority had finally extended the trolley system out to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  They had failed to account for the surge of Friday afternoon rush hour commuters let alone that the concept of queuing up in an orderly fashion was an anathema to song birds.  the Face of Everyman quickly lost any sense of caring and decided that he would instead turn his thoughts towards how he’d dress for dinner; perhaps his white sharkskin tuxedo.