Home Schooled

Grayson transferred in from Prep; he already held several swimming trophies and had his eye on state championships. Little did he know that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie school was just K thru 3 or thereabouts. He was crestfallen when he learned from the Face of Everyman that he would have to be home schooled.


Chowder-head wanted to become a standup comic. His delivery was poor. the Face of Everyman suggested that he warm up his audiences with easy to remember Knock-knock jokes. He tried but slowly the dinner crowd drew blank faces and drifted off to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa multiplex to watch a newly remastered Hitchcock film, “Birds”.


Robespierre was indignant. He confronted the Face of Everyman directly. The very idea of having to wear something green on this day seemed repugnant. Soon other members of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Songbirds Local #109 took umbrage. The concept of adapting other colored plumage seemed archaic and cruel.


Farnsworth didn’t want it to come across as a threat but he did want the Jumbotron turned on to view this afternoon’s Mars landing. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa treated the huge TV as a piece of sports equipment but the Face of Everyman now saw this as a opportunity to sell popcorn while satisfying the public’s scientific curiosity.


Archibald had a keen eye for subtle changes in his environment. Seen above is when he first notices the security camera. He thinks of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as a quiet place; no need for such draconian measures. the Face of Everyman points out that photo IDing cats and other predators is an important part of the total security program of this bit of paradise.

Kindergarten 2021

Calvin wanted the Face of Everyman to be one of the first to know that he was dating a home town girl from right here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage was pleased and made a mental note to save three spots in the Spring kindergarten class.

Flood Watch

Harold was the first to be selected for duties as Flood Watch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Heavy rains were expected overnight and the Face of Everyman wanted a warning system in place before he retired for the night. More than once he had awoken sputtering as rising waters engulfed him.