Under the cover of dense fog Yada returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His addiction to cracked sweet corn had become unbearable. He vowed to sample only the smallest kernels. the Face of Everyman was powerless to intervene; for truly, this Raccoon had a monkey on his back.
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Yada had forsaken his old ways; no longer did he seek the famous Golden Koi thought to inhabit the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. To the surprise of everyone, including the Face of Everyman, Yada was now reduced to subsisting on the leftover seeds meant for songbirds. The venerable sage knew this diet would not sustain the former omnivore. Yada’s friends staged an intervention and forced him to eat escargot for a week.
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