Going Blonde

Bonzo couldn’t remember much about the Toga Party held last night at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  He knew that he’d had fun because he felt so bad.  First thing, he checked to see that his Frat Brothers hadn’t shaved off his eyebrows while he was unconscious.  But it wasn’t until the Face of Everyman noticed the color of his tail that he knew something was different.  Bonzo was now going blonde.

Deer In The Headlights

Rumors of a visit by honeymooning royalty demanded increased security at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Claymore was caught like a deer in the headlights when both cameras recorded his image.  He had merely stopped to ask where would be a good place to stand to view their entrance.  the Face of Everyman mumbled something; but the sirens were too loud to hear his response.


Rocky was unaware of a 2nd security camera protecting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  It wouldn’t have mattered.  He sought a boon from the Goddess Of Perpetual Succour recently renamed from the far less august title of Perpetual Hunger.  These long Summer days meant that he couldn’t forage till after the ever later sunsets.  Perhaps she could do something about making nightfall sooner.  In return he would embellish her shrine with a chicken bone.  The Goddess was unlikely to grant a favor on such a weak promise.

IR Camera

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa received a Federal Grant for state of the art security equipment.  It was hastily erected and positioned.  Security crews were not yet fully trained however it was pressed into service.  the Face of Everyman was pleased that this camera took Infrared images and video.   Similarly Rocky was happy that his night vision wasn’t diminished.  Even the silhouette of a sinister Crow could not elude the sophisticated features of this IR camera.  The FBR and S had never been safer.



Tanuki always stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on his way home from the village garbage dump. Rumors of the stocking of the pond were rampant.  It was up to the Face of Everyman to quell such talk.  Truth be known; April 1st was the date that the fish hatchery folks would drop off a bag of minnows.

Iris Scan

Once again, despite the grainy image, security forces were able to get a iris scan for a positive ID of Rocky searching the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The Koi were safely in an aquarium behind the bar in the Lounge.  the Face of Everyman seen peacefully sleeping, had made to it his goal that anyone with such unacceptable behavior was not allowed to enter.  “R” would have to wait for Crawdad season to open on the first day of Spring.