Keynote

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was renown for the unique institutions that held their annual meetings at this posh venue.  Seen above is the keynote speaker for this year’s meeting of Lost Celebrities and Unsolved Mysteries.  The honorable Judge Francis Force Crater gave a splendid talk on what it means to be lost and forgotten.  Of course, he was “preaching to the choir”.  Barely seen, his head but a glimpse above the poolside rim, is Jimmy Hoffa.  At the “meet & greet” before the banquet there was a plausible rumor that he may have been found and thus would have to forfeit his long held membership.

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