the Face of Everyman had been working late in his secret laboratory deep below the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Because of fatigue, or perhaps inattention, he unwittingly spilled a drop of his latest experimental pheromone on his exterior. When he reappeared to his public, sheer pandemonium ensued. It took an hour before the HazMat team from the village could neutralize the powerful effects of the untested product and restore a modicum of civil obedience. Eye witness accounts varied widely.