Wonder of wonders.  It was a singing telegram.  Birthday greetings for the Face of Everyman.   The young Western Union delivery chap sung his heart out despite the difficult aboriginal dialect.  It was from an old admirer Tsagaglalal (She Who Watches).  It seems that the delightful lady had come to rest somewhere far to the South to care for The First People.  E was pleased that she had remembered his natal era after all these eons.  He asked that the lad stop by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on his way South to carry his response.    Link leads offsite: