Swiss Clinic

Few locals were aware of a clandestine Swiss Clinic operating at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Celebrities who needed assurances of total anonymity and absolute privacy came here to be treated under the watchful eyes of the Face of Everyman.  Seen above on carefully redacted security footage is the latest patient to seek help.  Formally a popular child star in films with a bright future this guest sought help to correct a cruel inherited defect, the dreaded and unsightly Habsburg pedicle.  He left, confident that he could start shooting on the new script within weeks.