With all options off the table military maneuvers began in earnest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The ROTC flying squad was called to duty.  With only a minimum of training they soon lost interest and became subject to mid-morning hunger pangs.  the Face of Everyman took that opportunity to regal them with his war stories from WW I.  He had lied about his age and the fact that he was Canadian.  He flew several combat sorties with Eddie Rickenbacker until his subterfuge was discovered.