Category Four Tropical Cyclone Diego swept ashore at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. First responders found total chaos. The lone survivors were a disoriented the Face of Everyman and JoJo the resident tree frog. Both seen above in poor focus. The kindly ol’ pensioner began rebuilding almost immediately. Fall migrations were underway and Resort bookings would soon spike. Hopefully by sundown a sense of normalcy would return.