Social media was abuzz with news of this celebrity guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. There had been vague reports of his presence in nearby organic gardens; but lack of photo documentation made the kindly ol’ pensioner skeptical. the Face of Everyman, soon learned that our guest was seeking refuge from lands seared by forest fires. His food source of insects had been cremated. The venerable sage was quick to offer a can of meal worms and chili as an appetizer followed by a nice gruel of ground crickets.