Lakshmi often poached on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but on this night she had forgotten her glasses.  Her myopia left her seeing the reflection of her own golden eyes as perhaps Pacific Tree Frogs.  As she contemplated swatting a live play thing on to dry land a soft clearing of the throat emanated from the Face of Everyman.  She paused and realized her error.  Once home she ordered a 2nd pair glasses on Amazon Prime.