Phidias was visibly upset. All this talk of Turkey and dressing, Sweet Potato Pie, and such was distressing. Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa must not have clue about the dietary habits of their guests and the locals. the Face of Everyman tried not to show emotion as he fantasized about giblet gravy and sharing the wishbone with his neighbor and mystical colleague, the Goddess of Perpetual Hunger. Somewhere in the background the venerable sage could hear “P” make his pitch for healthful Thanksgiving Day Smoothies.