Whitey is in the Avian Witness Protect Program. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has been chosen for its remoteness off of the Pacific Flyway. Nonetheless Whitey is to be careful and not allow his face to be photographed. Seen above the Face of Everyman is maintaining a lookout. Paparazzi, bounty hunters and thoughtless tourists taking selfies remain a constant threat to the very life of this important witness.