Disaster

The Wedding was a complete disaster.  The Groom locked himself in the bathroom crying and wouldn’t come out.  The Bride’s Mother cut the cake and told everyone to grab some and leave.  Cummerbund grabbed a mouthful but found it so dry he had to soak it.  the Face of Everyman vowed not to officiate at another wedding nor cater one.  Profit margins at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were thin.  What was he going to do with three unused Swag Bags?IMG_0035 (2)

Pedicure

Everyone was proud to learn that one of the young Crows from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been selected to be a Congressional Page for a Representative from this district.  When young Hadley asked the Face of Everyman what he could do to bring honor to this job; the venerable sage replied, “Get a pedicure.”IMG_0063 (2)

Red Dye #4

Little Lester had learned of the joy of giving from his parents.  When the Face of Everyman required a Maraschino cherry for his evening cocktail, little Lister was right there with a naturally sweet Queen Anne cherry from the vast orchards of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The venerable sage accepted the gift graciously then let it steep in his secret batch of USDA contraband Red Dye #4.  He was a traditionalist.

Elitist Appeal

After a hard day in court the Judge would find comfort in the distinctive soda water leaking up from the secret underground laboratory of the Face of Everyman.  The venerable sage pretended that soda water was a natural occurrence in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  He had hoped to bottle this sparkling effervescence but was waiting till he had the right label, one with elitist appeal, for proper marketing.

Fiesta Cubano!

Raoul has opened his new food truck, Fiesta Cubano!  Seen above Raoul is serving his signature Cuban sandwich to the Face of Everyman.     The management of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was seeking greater diversity in experiences offered to the guests; a bratwurst wagon was in the works.  The venerable sage has chosen as sides, Saw Grass Slaw and Bermuda Fries.

Spaghetti With Meat Balls

The water was almost hot enough for the spaghetti.  Lorenzo added a bit at a time.  Elsewhere in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the meatballs were reaching perfection.  the Face of Everyman was so looking forward to this meal:  Buca di Beppo the way his Mother had prepared it so long ago.