The season opener for baseball was almost at hand. the Face of Everyman listened closely as each songbird auditioned with a variety of patriotic songs. This year was very special as it was The Foggy Bottoms Irregulars Vs The Mar-a-lago Gators. The Miami team were almost professionals. The venerable sage expected nothing but the best from his singers and ball club. He warned the singers: no free style or jazz breakout. He promised that they could each express themselves during the Seventh Inning stretch. Could they be ready in time?