The season opener for baseball was almost at hand.  the Face of Everyman listened closely as each songbird auditioned with a variety of patriotic songs.  This year was very special as it was The Foggy Bottoms Irregulars Vs The Mar-a-lago Gators.  The Miami team were almost professionals.  The venerable sage expected nothing but the best from his singers and ball club.  He warned the singers: no free style or jazz breakout.  He promised that they could each express themselves during the Seventh Inning stretch.  Could they be ready in time?