The famous quiz show, Jeopardy, is coming to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Johnny Dark Eyes quizzing the Face of Everyman with practice questions. The venerable sage seems to be drawing a blank on many questions in the very categories he should know. Are the Gods trying to humble the world’s oldest citizen?
The Summer games at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa featured a few unlikely efforts. Seen above is Timothy Rostenkowski going for his best in the hop, step and jump. the Face of Everyman resigned himself to be the jumping off spot during this contest. Judges would review the video of every attempt to assure that no wings were flapped.
The High Court met at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to consider the merits of a case alleging poor quality of food served by the kindly ol’ pensioner. After hearing arguments they adjourned for a sumptuous lunch prepared by a renown executive chef. To sway the Court, the Face of Everyman had a few bottles of his best single malt Scotch and a box of fine Cuban cigars placed on a nearby tea cart. The case was dismissed without prejudice.