The kindly ol’ pensioner had pleaded not guilty to the charges of feeding wild life without a permit. The DA called into evidence his first photo. the Face of Everyman halted the proceedings and asked for a change of venue: no human could get a fair trial in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Before the Judge could respond, the plaintive asked to have his plea changed to: nolo contendere. A new trial date was set for sometime in February.
The famous quiz show, Jeopardy, is coming to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Johnny Dark Eyes quizzing the Face of Everyman with practice questions. The venerable sage seems to be drawing a blank on many questions in the very categories he should know. Are the Gods trying to humble the world’s oldest citizen?
The Summer games at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa featured a few unlikely efforts. Seen above is Timothy Rostenkowski going for his best in the hop, step and jump. the Face of Everyman resigned himself to be the jumping off spot during this contest. Judges would review the video of every attempt to assure that no wings were flapped.