The Summer games at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa featured a few unlikely efforts. Seen above is Timothy Rostenkowski going for his best in the hop, step and jump. the Face of Everyman resigned himself to be the jumping off spot during this contest. Judges would review the video of every attempt to assure that no wings were flapped.
The High Court met at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to consider the merits of a case alleging poor quality of food served by the kindly ol’ pensioner. After hearing arguments they adjourned for a sumptuous lunch prepared by a renown executive chef. To sway the Court, the Face of Everyman had a few bottles of his best single malt Scotch and a box of fine Cuban cigars placed on a nearby tea cart. The case was dismissed without prejudice.
Few found it easy to maintain their footing and balance after the Face of Everyman took advantage of his free quarterly exfoliating scrub with exotic botanicals at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. As more and more guests booked in to resort he would be hard pressed to pay for the expensive protective procedure on his own.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is normally a petri dish of innovative ideas and products. Seen above is the Face of Everyman being confronted by unhappy customers who have used his patented spray on plumage paint. He resorted to offering free touch-ups for thirty days. Most just wanted their money back.