The AAA rating team conducted a surprise visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They started with the luncheon menu. Things went down hill from there. Large servings were used to mask the lack of variety. No road kill and a complete disregard for patrons who might appreciate servings of pop corn or french fries. Try as he might the Face of Everyman could not find words to ameliorate their findings. They left and vowed to return in six months. The Spa’s triple “A” rating was at stake. “E” had his work cut out for him.