Escapee

Dante was a quick study.  Look how easily he had escaped the captivity of the pet store.  Now he found himself on his own at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  As his stomach rumbled he wondered where his next meal was coming from.  And when.  the Face of Everyman was awakened by that all too familiar sound.  He briefed the new fugitive on when the kindly ol’ pensioner stocked the feeding box.  If he was really hungry; week old soggy movie pop corn could be found between the pavers.  The venerable sage  extended the welcome and told the newcomer were the best temporary roosting could be found.