Outer perimeter sensors detected a behemoth intruding the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Headquarters assigned an identifier of Trash Dog I. At 4:26 AM Code Red shelter in place was set in motion. In the morning the kindly old pensioner picked up the half-dozen cat food cans this monster had licked clean, then scattered. the Face of Everyman was asked to determine the legality of his dog tags.