Mussels

The recipes called for freshwater mussels.  The very best could be found only at the mouth of The Spring of Eternal Giving.  Enough needed to be gathered to met the needs of the Celebrity Cook Off this weekend at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Four chefs would be given the opportunity to achieve greatness by preparing the most mouthwatering dishes from just a few ingredients.  Of course, the Face of Everyman looked forward to judging the results. His three star restaurant, le Napoleon Saint Helena, needed an infusion of hungry new blood.