Hacked

Rogue hackers from some distant Republic-Stan managed to force their way into the vast data base of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Perhaps the image is only meant to embarrass the kindly ol’ pensioner, but he is oblivious to such attempts.  Blame for the lack of digital security fell squarely on the Face of Everyman.  His Golden Handshake seemed further away with each such incident.