Fresh Water Abalone

The allure of fresh water abalone was more than Barney could resist. the Face of Everyman tried to keep folks from poaching this tasty mollusk; but, to no avail. The mouth of the Spring of Eternal Giving at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is the only known source.  It was only recently that this ancient delicacy had been added to the UN Endangered Species List.