the Face of Everyman catered most family reunions held at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He disliked catering this crowd. They had no sense of decorum. Alas, the Tuna dip, Cheese sticks and the Cucumber sandwiches were devoured in a flash. One of the kids put three mini-pizzas under his wing for later. The venerable sage vowed not to watch this sort of “carnage” ever again.