800 Pound Gorilla

the Face of Everyman agreed to officiate at several sessions of couples therapy;  trouble was, that the couple brought their “800 pound Gorilla” to every session.  When the problem became obvious; the venerable sage suggested that the miserable couple try the therapist in the village.  After all the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wanted to maintain it’s reputation for being a place for happy song birds.