Miss Manners

the Face of Everyman never quite understood why his particular face was found suitable for picnic lunches.  Most birds at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were capable of eating seeds and small bugs on the fly.  The larger the bird the more obnoxious the behavior.  Or it seemed.  The venerable sage abhorred folks who ate with their mouths open.  He would share this feeling in his letter to Miss Manners.