Elitist Appeal

After a hard day in court the Judge would find comfort in the distinctive soda water leaking up from the secret underground laboratory of the Face of Everyman.  The venerable sage pretended that soda water was a natural occurrence in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  He had hoped to bottle this sparkling effervescence but was waiting till he had the right label, one with elitist appeal, for proper marketing.