Uncle Jack has never been the same since he hit the plate glass window head on down in the village.  He was out for a week after the kind folks brought him to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Avian Clinic.  Now, most days, Jack chats with the Face of Everyman and yells at his image reflected in large bubbles.  “Watch out Jack or you’ll be a goner.”  The venerable sage has prepared a case study to present at a prestigious university in the Fall.