Wild Canaries

A few of the Elders dropped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to confer with the face of Everyman about their Class Action Lawsuit.  The venerable sage had to be reminded that they sought damages from every bird watchers group for being mislabeled as “Wild Canaries”.  They wished to be known as “American Goldfinch”.  His memory prodded, he vaguely remembered tearing up the unwinnable law suit.

Old Sayings

Wondrous things are said during the time of the full moon at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; many the Face of Everyman had heard over and over again; a perennial favorite: My Mom says that if I cross my eyes one more time, they’ll stay crossed forever.”

League of Women Voters

The motion had been put to a vote and passed.  Henceforth the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Scrap Booking Club would be known as The League of Women Voters.  the Face of Everyman was quick to assure them that he had already mailed his ballot.


Her parents had named her Diondra (Lady of the Sacred Spring).  Most fitting for a youngster born at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, site of the Spring of Perpetual Giving.  Poor old the Face of Everyman he had to avert his gaze each time Diondra stumbled and fell.  The gal was without an ounce of poise.