League of Women Voters

The motion had been put to a vote and passed.  Henceforth the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Scrap Booking Club would be known as The League of Women Voters.  the Face of Everyman was quick to assure them that he had already mailed his ballot.

Diondra

Her parents had named her Diondra (Lady of the Sacred Spring).  Most fitting for a youngster born at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, site of the Spring of Perpetual Giving.  Poor old the Face of Everyman he had to avert his gaze each time Diondra stumbled and fell.  The gal was without an ounce of poise.

Touch Ups

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is normally a petri dish of innovative ideas and products.  Seen above is the Face of Everyman being confronted by unhappy customers who have used his patented spray on plumage paint.  He resorted to offering free touch-ups for thirty days.  Most just wanted their money back.

Sonic Boom

The cool crisp air of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was shattered by the high speed pass of Zelda, sister of the Bergdorf Twins, and part of their flying circus when she wasn’t away setting world records for something or the other.  The shock wave startled the Face of Everyman.  His blood pressure reached unheard of extremes.

Staring

It was often said that the Face of Everyman was all knowing and all seeing.  Repeating such ideas filled the days of the idle folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Griselda always thought his staring eyes followed her where ever she went.  Hombre grunted his concurrence.