When bored, the Face of Everyman would use his skills as a ventriloquist. Seen above, Robby, a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, thinks he hears his mother calling for him to come in and put on a sweater. She feels a chill.
Even tho’ it was just Ladies Friday Afternoon Mahjong at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, Isabella always made an entrance. the Face of Everyman welcomed a bit of theatrics.
Her parents had named her Diondra (Lady of the Sacred Spring). Most fitting for a youngster born at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, site of the Spring of Perpetual Giving. Poor old the Face of Everyman he had to avert his gaze each time Diondra stumbled and fell. The gal was without an ounce of poise.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is normally a petri dish of innovative ideas and products. Seen above is the Face of Everyman being confronted by unhappy customers who have used his patented spray on plumage paint. He resorted to offering free touch-ups for thirty days. Most just wanted their money back.
The cool crisp air of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was shattered by the high speed pass of Zelda, sister of the Bergdorf Twins, and part of their flying circus when she wasn’t away setting world records for something or the other. The shock wave startled the Face of Everyman. His blood pressure reached unheard of extremes.