Summer Stock

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa summer stock theater was enjoying a good following.  This week the Face of Everyman had chosen to reprise “Our American Cousins.”  All was going well until some fool fired a few shots, jumped on to the stage breaking his leg.  In a rage he decried the high costs of Lattes;  muttered some obscure Latin phrase, then fled.  After a brief intermission the play resumed.  Luckily the rain held off till the third standing ovation.