Disaster

The Wedding was a complete disaster.  The Groom locked himself in the bathroom crying and wouldn’t come out.  The Bride’s Mother cut the cake and told everyone to grab some and leave.  Cummerbund grabbed a mouthful but found it so dry he had to soak it.  the Face of Everyman vowed not to officiate at another wedding nor cater one.  Profit margins at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were thin.  What was he going to do with three unused Swag Bags?IMG_0035 (2)