Guilty?

The kindly ol’ pensioner had pleaded not guilty to the charges of feeding wild life without a permit.  The DA called into evidence his first photo.  the Face of Everyman halted the proceedings and asked for a change of venue: no human could get a fair trial in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Before the Judge could respond, the plaintive asked to have his plea changed to: nolo contendere. A new trial date was set for sometime in February.