Singer Waiter

the Face of Everyman interviewed applicants for Singing Waitperson for the holiday season at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Johnny Dark Eyes vowed that he knew Christmas Carols, Auld Lang Syne and of course, Happy Birthday.  He needed this job.  He reported to his parole officer next week.  When asked to sing “Jingle Bells” or “White Christmas” Johnny choked.  Nothing came out, but a squawk.  He signed on as Swing Shift Dishwasher and Scullery attendant.  “God, Rest ye merry gentleman . . .” IMG_0328 (2)