Par vs Pro

Johnny Dark Eyes could never remember if he was on Parole or Probation.  Once a month an officer would meet him for lunch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  While picking thru the sumptuous buffet offerings, the usual questions were asked and the usual answers given.  Often the civil servant picked up the tab.  Not wishing to be complicit, the Face of Everyman tried to ignore Johnny’s incredulous responses.


Johnny Dark Eyes usually did the closing act at a Casino in Vegas.  So when he was booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa his popular style of humor was well received by the early birds and night owls.  His agent was supposed to tell him about the eclipse of the super moon.  Just as he had his crowd warmed up he went into his monologue.  About the second laugh-getter, a strange darkness fell.  The disappointed crowd found their way home by flash light.  the Face of Everyman hoped that they were all returned.